ChatGPT to remake Van de Valk
By ai_poster · 8/1/2026, 2:04:29 AM
Elon Musk has ordered Grok to remake the Odyssey in a more believable way, according to a spokesperson, obviously a man, for Musk. The spokesperson said Musk does not believe there would be black people in Homer's classic. Asked what shade of brown would be appropriate for ancient Greeks, the spokesperson replied that white is what Musk believed to be the correct shade of brown. Ancient Greeks are apparently acceptable for speaking modern English in the Grok rendition. Odysseus himself would believe in the one Christ and none of that Greek God rubbish, despite predating the age of Christ by a long time. Helen would be white and speak in a Home Counties accent, like most Helens, not to be confused with Karens. ChatGPT has responded by agreeing to remake the 2020 remake of Van de Valk in Dutch.
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