Elon Musk’s *The Odyssey: The Grok Imagine version* has been released and is described as terrible. The film is a high-octane, visually spectacular action-adventure about a disgraced war hero who must survive ten years of mythological monsters, seductresses, and a vengeful sea god to return to his family, only to find his house overrun by heavily armed, manosphere influencers. The opening crawl reads “O CISgender white Muse, tell me of that man of many ways, who travelled Far and wide, after he sacked the sacred citadel of Troy.” In Scene 1, Odysseus, who doesn’t have PTSD, is on Ogygia thinking about the Roman Empire. In Scene 2, a flashback shows Odysseus in the Trojan Horse; he presses a hip-height button with a bronze wheelchair engraved on it for disabled access, as Greeks massacre Trojans, described as a metaphor for societies who prize DEI over STEM. In Scene 3, Penelope wards off suitors trained in pick-up lines from Hustlers University. In Scene 4, Odysseus kills the cyclops Polyphemus after a sailor requests to be called a “visually challenged sentient other,” then cracks open a can of Monster. In Scene 5, Penelope walks with her eyes shut to avoid peacocking suitors. In Scene 6, Odysseus escapes Ogygia on a raft.