A writer for Tom's Guide prompted ChatGPT to roast them based on their self-described traits: being an introvert, hating phone calls, being bad at asking for assistance while shopping, being single for more than a decade, loving video games, watching professional wrestling, and being addicted to anime (with *Sailor Moon* as a favorite). The chatbot responded with a brutal analysis, calling the writer's avoidance of phone calls "the world's longest beta test of 'avoiding human interaction'" and describing their shopping behavior as wandering aimlessly for "47 minutes." Regarding the writer's decade-long single status, ChatGPT labeled it not as a relationship status but as an "archaeolo" (cut off in the body). The writer noted that the chatbot's "vicious analysis" was "a bit too accurate" and made them want to change aspects of their life.